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Old January 29th, 2010, 01:10 PM
Jasmine Sanxay Jasmine Sanxay is offline
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ok so in this post im looking to hear all your funny, silly or just plain dumb jokes.. they can be from anywere and can be about anything you like... ok so ill start..
so there were 3 ladys out by the pool at the gym. one young girl had her hand up next to her ear and looked like she was dancing the old lady asks what she is adoing and she responds i have a microchip in my hand that plays music, the second young girl has her thumb up to her ear and her pinky to her mouth and she old lady askes what she is doing and she responds talking on my phone o have a microchip that allows me to do that.. so the old lady disapears for a while and when she comes back she has toliet paper hanging out of her bottomes.. and one of the girls let her know and she says no hunny thats my incoming fax.. haha its kinda lame but w.e
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Old January 29th, 2010, 02:19 PM
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ohh i love jokes.. so heres a few that i have heard in the past... what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ellifino.. (pernounced Hell if i know)
haha i knew you would like that one... ok so heres another one. well this one is more like a riddle than it is a joke but here is goes what is black and white and red all over.... give up? its a news paper...hahah
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Old February 1st, 2010, 12:15 PM
Kacey Van Loon Kacey Van Loon is offline
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hahaha man i like reading all the jokes in like laughy taffys haha but ookay what did the picture say to the wall??
ive been framed!

hahaha lammme iknow but i couldnt think of another one haha
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Old February 2nd, 2010, 05:52 PM
Emeline Emeline is offline
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man i suck at telling jokes i always seem to mess them up so if i mess it up dont totally hate me..
ok so three women were walking in a forest and the brunett says look a dead bird. the blonde looks up and says where i dont see it.. the red head says you idiot.. on the ground! dead birds dont fly!
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Old February 17th, 2010, 06:32 PM
Gilda Gilda is offline
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wow.. you guys must be really board to create a thread to just type jokes. i was trying to come up with some jokes but looks like im fresh out.. i really havent heard of any latly i remember i used to hear all kinds of funny joke when i worked in a senior citizens center.. them old people and there jokes..
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Old February 22nd, 2010, 04:36 PM
Rosanne Wingfield Rosanne Wingfield is offline
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okay I have a really dumb one...its better if you say it though than write it.

Me: hey you want some updoggs?
Friend: Whats up dogg?

um another one....

Me: hey girl I got some cards you wanna play 52 card pickup?
Friend: Sure, how do you play?
Me: (throw the card on the floor every where)

Thats all I got right now....
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Old February 26th, 2010, 02:50 PM
Rosalind Rosalind is offline
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your want some up dogg joke is almost as funny as mine.. haha its super lame but my 5yr old taught me it.. look at some one and say eww whats under there? when they say under where you laugh and say i made u say underware! haha its funny if your between the ages of 4-6 all the kids at school love that joke or the kid to adult:excuse me.. is your refridgerater running? person:yes KId: well you better go catch it.
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Old March 10th, 2010, 01:54 PM
Bethany Camacho Bethany Camacho is offline
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I have a funny one that my friend and I had a good laugh yesterday.

Friend: why can't witches have babies?
Me(guessing): cuz they're Beezes (the B word that rhymes with witches lol)

Correct answer lol: Because their husbands have halloweenies.
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Old March 10th, 2010, 05:47 PM
Sally Lamkin Sally Lamkin is offline
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hahaha the 52 pick up one i did to my youngest sistyer about a few months ago.. i was all.. do you wanna play 52 pick up and shes like how do you play whts is it.. and i threw the cards on the floor and told her to pick them up.. she has an attitude issue and looked at me and said.. ha! yeah right i am not picking them up. lol
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Old April 16th, 2010, 11:30 AM
Haley Rowntree Haley Rowntree is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bethany Camacho View Post
I have a funny one that my friend and I had a good laugh yesterday.

Friend: why can't witches have babies?
Me(guessing): cuz they're Beezes (the B word that rhymes with witches lol)

Correct answer lol: Because their husbands have halloweenies.
hahaha i like that joke, it made me laugh really hard, so my uncle told me the other day..
Q:so whay is tiger woods no longer a tiger?
A: because hes a Cheetah. ( Cheater.)
i kinda thought it was funny..
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